"Insanity is sometimes defined as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. What’s it called if you succeed?"
- Physics professor on quantum mechanics (via mathprofessorquotes)

vntitlxd:

similar here

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"There are precisely as many numbers between zero and one as there are between zero and two. ‪#‎thefaultinourℝ‬"
- Yichuan (Lulu) Wang (via thepoemthatdoesntrhyme)

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extramadness:

Find more inspiration here @Extramadness

dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

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disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

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tastefullyoffensive:

*whiteness intensifies* [deephlat]

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"The more we know, the more we do not know."
- Cryptography professor (via mathprofessorquotes)
"There’s no “logical” in mathematics!"
- Calculus professor (via mathprofessorquotes)

gaypos:

straight boys in high school

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batmansleftnipple:

skylarghost:

cloud-bending:

Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.

I can do it.

I’m going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy. 

YOU CAN’T TRANSMUTE A HUMAN WITH AN ORANGE AND A PACKET OF CHIK-FIL-A RANCH DRESSING

well with that attitude you cant

(Source: he-was-number-wan, via no-wifi)

vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

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Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

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