the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

(Source: endiot, via ruinedchildhood)

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

(via feat)

"Never dull your shine for somebody else."
- Tyra Banks

(Source: hqlines)

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos, via gnarly)

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

(via crystallized-teardrops)

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

(Source: warbyparker, via lyssa-erin)

words-of-emotion:

More good vibes here

(via blvckmvrks)

lionbloodedstefan:

timelesswordpricelesspictures:

misterbara:

zacharieshusbando:

  1. Recite a poem.
  2. Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
  3. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
  4. Do a tongue-twister.
  5. Say something in a different language. 
  6. Share an anecdote.
  7. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
  8. Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
  9. Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
  10. Tell a joke. 
  11. What did you have to eat today? 
  12. Talk about something that really scares you.
  13. Talk about something that makes you happy.
  14. What is your favorite word?
  15. What is your least favorite word?
  16. What turns you on?
  17. What turns you off?
  18. What sound or noise do you love?
  19. What sound or noise do you hate?
  20. What is your favorite curse word?
  21. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  22. What profession would you not like to do?
  23. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
  24. If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

PLEASE ASK THIS, PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO TAKE MY MIND OFF SHIT

Okay Guy here’s an incentive to ask me stuff:

I am Scottish. Go nuts

(Source: geekykristie, via boogiefever)

(Source: lifeat1point4, via dream-villain)

aphmolossia:

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

(via broken-from-memories)

fine-luxury:

  > Fine Luxury Content

Lykan ® |

(Source: exclusive-pleasure, via exclusive-pleasure)

Lykan | More

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maseratiman:

Lykan (by ryantot)

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